Gilligans log August 12th 10:00am blogging while on the on the flight to Honolulu . . .
Last night after I was done blogging it was shower time or as I like to refer to it as the "Scald My Balls" session or was it the "Freeze My Foreskin Fiasco" . . . either way it was horrifying. The shower was turned on, the water temp was adjusted . . . or so I thought. I should have known something was up when I was soaping my baldness (My Actual Skull For My Fellow Perverts) up for a nice shave. It was at that moment that I received a quick "Brain Freeze" followed by a quick "Folical Fire". This left me in a state of "What The Fuck" . . . no seriously . . . I said "What The Fuck" out loud. The water temperature quickly settled down . . . or so I thought. This shower was nothing short of a test of just how durable my "Twig And Berries" were. I'm here today to tell you it was touch and go for a while but after applying burn cream to My Balls and an ice bag to My Shaft it was finally bed time.
The sleep last night was restless to say the least. It was a series of car alarms being set with the familiar Beep Beep sound until all hours of the night. Followed by the slamming of room doors and shower for all. I just hoped that their Genitals sufferd the same torture as mine.
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