Do You Ever Wonder . . .

As anyone who follows my blog knows, it's been a while since I've made an entry. It's not because I've been lazy I just haven't found very much in the way of humor lately.

I was sitting here trying to think of what I wanted to write about and I toyed with the idea of writing about many different things. For example how many words are funny sounding when you put an "Mc" in front of them. You know like what the McFuck, and holy McShit, and even fans of the movie Superbad can attest to the comedic value of the Charachter named "McLovin'. Then I thought, I had already told the McRiveting story of my McSon and his own battle with the Play Place and the McPoo.

I then tossed around the idea of sharing various things that make you go Hmmm. Things like, why do they make Lamb Skin Condoms or even stranger the glow in the dark ones. Then it hit me like a ton of McShit I'll focus on things that make you wonder . . .

So do you ever wonder about things like, what was the first person to see a cow thinking when they thought it would be a good idea to squeeze the little things that were hanging down and then when they did and a white liquid came out they thought it would be a good idea to drink it. How about do you ever wonder why Psychics don't win every lottery and sports bet in existence. Well I do to so here are some of my favorites.

Do you ever wonder since nothing sticks to a Teflon pan how do they get the Teflon to stick to the pan? Well I do and it must be Fucking McMagic.

Do you ever wonder if a vampire were to bite a person with aids would they contract HIV? Since they are already dead would it kill them?

Do you ever wonder if you were to choke the shit out of Smurf what color would it turn? Oh yeah the Smurf not the Shit . . .

Here is a big do you ever wonder . . . For Christ sake can anyone tell me how you tell if it is time to tune bagpipes? No seriously . . . how in the Fuck do you tell that something that sounds like two cats fucking is out of tune . . . I'm just saying . . . What the Fuck?

You must admit all of these are interesting to wonder about. What about if an Atheist had an insurance policy that had a clause that covered "Acts of God" would they not accept the money? Do you ever wonder if you spin an oriental man, does he become disoriented? with my oldest boy turning 21 on Monday here is something that I have been wondering about lately . . . how about you. If you can’t drink and drive, why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor, and stranger than that why do bars have parking lots?

So with all of that being said I will sign off with one last do you ever wonder . . .

Do you ever wonder why do women wear a pair of panties but only on bra and one thong? Whatever the answer is to this one . . . I couldn't give a shit because I prefer that they don't wear anything at all . . . I know . . . I know . . . Fuckin' McNasty!!

Peace out my bitches . . .