What the hell is this world coming to? I thought I heard it wrong when I heard that a 15 year old boy had been suspended for 3 days for "Farting" on the bus. Well no shit. . . . is that what fucking 15 year old boys do. . . duh!? I think the driver may have been gay and was mistaking the Farts as some type of flirting and when he found out it wasn't he lashed out like lover scorned and wrote the discipline report that not only got the kid thrown off of the bus but suspended as well. The bus driver who was a man and apparently forgot what it was like to be an adolescent stinky, gassy pimply boy. The driver said that the kid was doing it to make other kids laugh. Once again DUH. . . farts are funny! Granted sometimes they stink but that is the chance you take when you decide to launch an air biscuit.
Then I found out that not too long before this incident there was a 13 year old boy that was "Arrested" that's right ARRESTED for "Farting" in class. Oh my god so now we have the Fucking Fart Police!!! I guess I should consider myself lucky that nobody in my house is a member of this police squad. There have been times that I would probably would have received 50 years to life for some of my "Not So Fresh" moments.
My concern is where does the madness stop. Are you gonna find yourself in handcuffs next time you decide to "Crop Dust" in Wal-mart? What are they actually charging people with Disturbing the Peace? I would love to know what the logic is. What will the powers that be do about colleges where they light the Fucking things on fire. So next time you are thinking of having some type of bodily function you may want to look over your shoulder and make sure "Big Brother" isn't watching you!!!!
Farting I mean Parting is Such Sweet Sorrow. . . Peace Out.
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This is the plan for that jurisdiction to recoup the cost of having police. Fart citations. Budget saver, there!
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