Latest Update . . .Political Correctness . . . People Who Get Butt Hurt Too Fuckin' Easy!!!

Well in case you aren't aware it has been a while since I have entered anything into the blog. I have been going through quite the change as I have a new job thanks to the down turn in the construction trade. I am now the safety office for the Health Services Agency for Stanislaus County. I guess you could say I am very lucky to have found a job during these troubled economic times. I have been working at my job for the past few weeks and it has been very hectic. I have met a lot of great people in many departments. I even have met a department where the people were fans of the China blog. I felt like quite the celebrity when my identity was discovered. I am just glad that everyone who read the blog enjoyed it and shared laughs along with us fortunate ones who found themselves in the land of the "Yellow Locusts".

Now on to my latest rant . . .

The topic of the evening is Political Correctness and how it has gotten way out of control. I was attending my recent new employee orientation when we were shown an interesting video. The video was called "Fish". It told the story of the famous fish market in Seattle Washington's famous farmers market. It profiled how the employees have nonstop fun at work. They do everything from throw fish back and forth as they fill orders, to yell things in unison, to constant joking and high level of interaction with the public. They involve customers and observers alike. I found this actually odd that in these times of extreme political correctness where you can't even innocently tell a female coworker that she looks nice without fear of being fucking sued to the hilt, they would insinuate that we should have fun at work. How dare they!!!

My point is that they say we should have fun at work, but everyone knows that it is just a bunch of fucking bullshit and that they don't mean it. If everyone had fun at work the people who get Butt Hurt at the drop of a hat would have to pitch a fucking fit until their whinny asses were soothed to the point that it becomes all about them. My view of fun in the work place is pretty simple "Life Is Too Short And You Only Go On This Ride Once So What The Hell Have Fun Whenever Possible" As anyone who knows me outside of work knows me as "The Tsunami of Fun". I received this distinguished title as I have been known to Suck people into the "Fun Tsunami" even if they don't want to have fun. The last place I worked was like a big dysfunctional happy drunk family. I mean this in the best way. No body there would ever think about sexual harassment charges because of an off color joke. Alright who am I kidding, the jokes weren't off color they were fucking hilarious and as nasty and dirty as they come. I loved my time there but Toto I know we are not in Kansas anymore. I have my work cut out for me as I will try and bridge the gap between having a fun workplace and staying out of a law suit. I hope to get employees involved in a fun environment that makes them want to be in the Tsunami of Fun. So let it be known to all in the Tsunami kingdom the winds have begun and the changes are coming. Tomorrow the funny story of . . .

Michigan man who pleads no contest in vacuum sex act case.

HOLY SHIT THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH ALL BY ITSELF!!!