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Woman to 911: Help! I'm locked inside my car

Amy L. Edwards Sentinel Staff Writer
9:45 AM EDT, April 1, 2009

A 911 dispatcher had to tell a woman how to unlock her car on Sunday.A woman called Kissimmee police to say she was locked inside her car at the Walgreen's on John Young Parkway near Poinciana."My car will not start. I'm locked inside my car," the unidentified woman said."Nothing electrical works. And it's getting very hot in here, and I'm not feeling well."

Listen: Woman locked inside car calls 911 Audio

The dispatcher asked the woman if she was able to manually pull the lock up on the door.The woman said she would try, and then, she said, "Yes, I got the door open."


There is not much to say about this much stupid walking the face of the earth all you can do is hope you never have to meet this person.

This reminds me of a story that my oldest son told me about a girl he knew when he was in high school. This girl, we'll call her dip shit to protect her identity, was convinced by some of her friends that her car was low on "Blinker Fluid" that's right "Blinker Fluid". For any of you who are familiar with breathing know that there is no such thing much less if you vehicle was low on this fluid that the vehicle was in eminent danger of a catastrophic system failure resulting in irreparable damage. Well she wasn't so lucky she was frantically search for the "Blinker Fluid" filling point so she would know where to put it in once she bought some. The whole scenario was made even worse by someone who secretly during the whole explanation process poured some water under one of her front turn signals to mimic a leak. As we all know in the world of dip shitism this confirmed it in her eyes that she had a definite leak. As my oldest son proceeded to tel me this story I think I actually peed a little as I was laughing so hard.

I checked and the girl in my sons story was nowhere near Florida today, she was seen today stuck in a round about on Sylvan Avenue for a solid 4 hours. Well hopefully I will write more this weekend time permitting. Until them have a "Super Safe" day. ( That's my new job talking)