That's right it seems that when the Little's and Crow's get ready to hit the road on one of their famous outings aka vacations, the girls (fondly known as the “Nuts”) go get “Nailed” at Vickie's nails. This time it was the works for Pam and only new claws for Joanie.
I was again secure enough in my maleness to chaperone the event once again. There I sat getting high as a kite again . . . Holy shit I do not know how you women fucking do it. I think I have found the source of you so called “Headaches” when the time is right . . . You all are coming down off your “Nail Polish High”. All and all it was uneventful, and I even got to pick out the color of nail polish that Pam would use on her toes. I told you I was secure in my maleness . . . no matter how gay it sounded!
After the nails were done it was a quick trip to Target for a last minute lube purchase then off to the Crows to meet up for Dinner. We had a fine Mexican meal at Las Consuelas where it was Sopes for all as well as a Pre-Vegas Pitcher of Margaritas. Sometimes everyone just needs a pitcher of margaritas . . . You know what I'm saying. After a fabulous dinner it was back to the Crow's Nest for some last minute strategies. After everyone had their assignments and all questions were answered we left and I decided that Joanie was in deep need of a Kindle Fire and I stopped by Best Buy on the way and purchased Joanie a new technology packed busy box . . . guess who is get some on this trip. That's right . . . you guessed it . . . the Pigs on Angry Birds . . . She annihilated the little bastards!
We soon arrived home where the final stages of packing were completed and sleep was in order. Tune in to tomorrows installment when the Vegas Bound castaways take flight . . .
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