As many of you might already know there are many things that I find funny. Some of the things that make me pause and laugh may seem serious to most. Well that is why I have this blog . . . To share my sense of humor.
I have found that in my life of 46 years there is always room for two things . . . Jello and Laughter. So when you are faced with tough situations like someone being a "Dick" in the line at Starbucks because they don't have his type of coffee, take a monent to see the humor. You may wonder what could be so humorous about somone being a "Dick" in Starbucks because they don't have his type of coffee. Well first off the "Dick" is wanting to spend $4.00 on a fucking cup of hot water strained through ground up beans . . . Fucking hilarious! Second thing, is that the "Dick" is an adult acting like a spoiled child that doesn't get his way . . . Fucking hilarious! Last but not least the "Dick" doesn't realize that everyone in line is staring at the back of his head wishing he would just burst into flames . . . Again . . . Fucking hilarious!
So take a few minutes to asses the situation and look at it for what it is . . . Fucking hilarious! (See a theme) Remember life is too short to get your panties in a knot every time the local heroine shop . . . I mean Starbucks . . . can't give you the "Fix" you are craving.
There are also those situations where you wish you could say something to the "Dick" but you don't. Well I do and it is very liberating. I have found that when you say something, the "Dick" usually doesn't know how to react anyway. Let me warn you though, that if you choose to say something the next time you face a "Dick", be prepared to stand your ground and be quick witted. If you aren't good at this . . . Just laugh out loud and point. This is very useful because when the "Dick" asks what you are laughing at . . . Simply say "A Dick" . . . Problem solved . . . They never have a comeback.
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