Holy McShit Batman!!!!

It was a quite normal day at work thought Joey. The same old things were happening grilling and frying . . . frying and grilling. The only unusual thing that came to mind was the enormous amount of Filet O Fish sandwiches they were selling because of Lent.

As the shift rolled marrily along there was no evidence that Joeys day was going to end in a very bad way. About four hours into his shift while there was a lull in the McFish Eating crowd he took a few minutes to check the garbage cans to see if any needed to be emptied. That is when it happened. A customer approached him from the McPlay Place and informed him that there appeared to be a "Fudge" spill in the slide located in the play place. His first thought that flooded into his mind was "HOLY SHIT PLEASE LET IT BE FUDGE". He notified his supervisor and was instructed to verify the "Fudge" substance. If indeed it was "Fudge" to clean with the cleaning spray and a towel. He was also told that if in fact it was not "Fudge" to get the proper sinage, cleanser, bio-suit and have everyone leave the play place.

He proceeded into the play place and into the area where the "Fudge" was said to have been spilled. As he began to get inside the slide it became immediately apparent that the "Fudge" was in fact "SHIT". With a loud exclaimation of "What the Hell". With hi-ho gag me away he backed out of the stench filled shit slide to inform his supervisor of his findings. The supervisor was sympathetic with Joey and what he was about to instruct him to do. He told Joey to get the necessary items to perform the extraction and clean up of the McShit.

Joey proceeded to to play place and in a booming voice delivered the astonishing announcment of "My I Have Your Attention Please . . . Everyone Needs to Evacuate The Play Place Immediately. I Repeat . . . Everyone Needs to Evacuate The Play Place Immediately. That was when the customer who had reported the "Fudge" approached him to inquire as to why the evacuation was taking place. That is when he informed the customer "Look . . . It wasn't Fudge". It took a few seconds but the lights came on it the small brain area of the customer and with an exclaimation "OH" she rounded her child up and evacuated with everyone else. This makes me wonder how stupid was this customer or at the very least how bad does the "Fudge" she is used to eating smell.

The cleaning began and with numerous Gagging sessions and sweat dripping down as this was a McHot Box of Shit-Stink. As Joey approaached the top of the shit slide and what he thought was to be the end of the cleaning process . . . he found a nice puddle of McPiss. The godamn play place had become a multicolored Mc Toilet. What the Fuck Immediately came to Joeys mind anlong with the thoughts of Mc Murder of small children. After the new bodily excretion had be cleaned the Mc Toilet I mean the play place was reopened. Everyone in the free world will be happy to know that it is McDonalds policy that once an employee has handled Feces that they can no longer work and are sent home. This for all intensive purposes is a good idea if an employee has rolled around in the Feces, not worn gloves, not washed there hands and possibly tasted it. I think the employee should be shown how to take care against the evil Feces and keeep themselves safe from becoming contaminated or contracting a serious disease.

Well the Feces Fairy has left the area and it is time go. So until next time . . . Peace Out!