Charlie Sheen WTF Part 2

Well it's a new day an the genious is at it again. This time the cops were called because they thought he had a gun. Well this was just an excuse to go off on a tangent about how 50 cops showed up on his door step and challenged his warkock ways. Well at least he is a self proclaimed "winner" or is it a "wiener"? The most amazing thing of todays news is that with recent Tsunami in Japan that there is a fucking new service that took the time to report on this thinking it was "News Worthy". No need to wonder why I exclaim " What The FUCK". Then come to find out that someone had reported the fact that Johnny Douchebag had a gun and they were worried the the Warlock was going to do something bad with it. The thing people are forgetting that the Tiger Blood Boy is busy playing "Two and a Half Whores" and couldn't give a shit about anything else. Hell he didn't even seem to hold his craziness to himself for his kids. Then again his two twenty-something sluts are young enough to be his kids. What the hell is up with that anyway? I hope the driving force behind slutsville living situation is money. I shutter at the fact that it is because of his 45 year old balls. Hell I have those and they aren't a pretty sight. Especially since the Slutty-Pies could land someone there own age with a harder body and undoubtedly a harder dick. Then again Viagra has done wonders in that area. Well that is all for today in the realm of the saga of Sheen the Shithead. Stay tuned for my next rant, I promise to have more humor and less anger in my future posts.