The day started at 7am . . . Yes 7am . . . I know, who in the fuck gets up at 7am when they are Las Vegas . . . Right!?! Well if you own a timeshare one of the common things they do is give you a shitload of free stuff . . . But the trade off is you have to sit through a "90 minute" owner's update . . . So 4 hours later . . . Yes that's right you read that right . . . "4 Fucking Hours Later" we finally made our way back to the igloo to rest up before today's outing to dinner and a show.
After our rest a beautification we were off to the meeting place to leave to the Wynn hotel to attack the buffet and se a show. We arrive and walked the green mile to the buffet. Our event coordinator told us where the buffet and where the theater was and to meet her back at this location after the show. Now I'm no genius but when you tell 100 people you're on your own you are bound to have a few idiots in the crowd that can't follow instructions to save their ass . . . More on that in a bit.
So it was off to the buffet to stand in the VIP line. Now the VIP status has a certain connotation of being speciall, but when there are 100 VIP's . . . Not so much. After a short 35 minute wait in line with 100 of our fellow VIP's we were turned loose like a bunch of locusts on a new crop. There was food to the left and food to the right . . . Holy Shit . . . SO MUCH FOOD! We ate and ate and ate until we couldn't eat anymore . . . Then we ate dessert . . . There's always room for two things . . . Alcohol and Dessert! After our gorge fest we waddled out of the food paradise and explored the Wynn with about an hour before the show was to begin. This casino and hotel are both very nice and may stay here one day . . . But for now it was time to waddle to the theater for the show Le Reve (The dream).
We entered the beautiful and ventured to our seats where the age old question of ass to face or crotch to face came into play as there were already people sitting the row . . . As usual I always go crotch to face as you never know when you'll get lucky. We got to our seats and settled in for the show. The lights dimmed and the show began in what can only be described as a feast for the senses. The show Le Reve is a mix of acrobatics, comedy and aquatics that was simply amazing. There were amazing aerial stunts, feats of strength of not only the male but female performers alike. I highly recommend going to see this show if you get a chance as it will not only leave you stunned but will make you want to go to the gym and work on getting in better shape . . . Not me but maybe you would.
After the show it was back to the predefined meeting location to meet our event coordinator. As I mentioned earlier there are always a few morons in the crowd that can't follow instructions . . . And tonight was no exception. As we waited while our event coordinator headed the cats and assembled the fucktards that couldn't follow the instructions for shit er made our way back to our transportation to go back to the igloo. we arrived back at the igloo full of excitement from what we had just experienced . . . This was short lived once we sat down in the igloo and we realized just how tired we were. We agreed it would be best if we went to bed and started fresh in th morning. Well not so fast as we agreed we could not go to bed at 9:15 . . . Mainly because we were not residents of a rest home and it was the principle of the Vegas experience. So the clock struck 10 and we scrambled like cockroaches when the light comes on . . . To bed we scrambled. To be continued . . .
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