What's This . . .Vanginal Oder?

Well just when I think I have seen it all, a new television commercial comes on the tube advertising gay cowboys, personal lubricants or some other crazy shit. This time even I was shocked and we all know how much it takes to shock me.

I was sitting there in my living room minding my own business watching the television when out of nowhere there was a fairly attractive Italian chick spouting out the words "Do you have vaginal oder"? I obviously had to answer immediately "Hell No I Don't Even Have A Vagina" but if I did I'm pretty sure I would be a whore though. At any rate the advertisement talked about how the women of Italy use a bidet to eliminate "some" of this problem. I had to think if I was one of these Italian women I would want something that took care of the entire problem.

There were some very unique thing about this commercial that I have to mention. The first one that stands out is that this product is available at it's introductory price of $29.95. The next is that it has a 30-day return policy. That's right a god damn 30-day return policy? Did I hear that right? Holy crap say it isn't so. I sat there for a few moments and let thet seep into my brain and marinate. When I told Joanie about this amazing new commercial and the return policy she quickly informed me in her womenly wisdom, that it probably was because that it is used to wash the outer surface of the naughty bits. Then I recalled the stinky Italian chick said that the Italian women use a bidet to remedy "some" of the problem and this thing takes care of the "Hole Stinking" problem. Since they did not show a picture of this item I went to their website and yes it was a fucking stainless steel dildo like 'gina sprinkler that Joanie says "Looked like a melon baller". So let me get this right, you can insert the wussy washer into your naughty bits and after 30-days if your bagel still has cream cheese and stinks like rotting fish you can send it in for your money back, HOLY SHIT THAT'S NASTY.

This leads me to to my next question. If women are returning this washing wonder dildo, how would you know if they sent you a new or used one. That puts a "Hole" new spin on recycling during these tough economic times. While I was on the website I researched it a little and it told of how it works using gravity to provide a "Gentle" stream of body temperature water to the inside of every surface of the vagina by manipulating this thing around inside the naughty bits. After my research I thought about it and in a very short time remedied the return policy problem that I am sure would save them millions. The solution is make sure that the water pulsates like a shower massage. . . .Right ladies? There you have it my solution to a major corporate problem. This might actually increase their sales, I think I'll email them right now.

So if there is anyone interested in visiting the website here is the link; http://www.waterworkshealth.com/home/.

I don't expect anyone to contact me and tell me that they have tried and want to send me their review as they would be admitting they have a smelly kitty. Hmmm what about kitty litter with baking soda. . .Anyone??? Well that's it for now and always remember there is nothing worse for your love life than a limp rooster or a smelly kitty.