Does It Get Any Better Than Phone Sex And Chorizo?

Well now that I have your attention you twisted bastards it time to explain the title. I recently read a couple of news stories that struck me as pretty funny and I thought I would share.

The first story took place in Detroit Michigan and is political in nature, which is perfect as there is the upcoming elections looming on the horizon. Well it appears that the Detroit Michigan democrats are trying something to spark absentee voting which I think is pure genius. Weather or not they are claiming it was an accident, I love it. It seems that in there attempt to spark the interest in absentee voting they "Accidentally" directed people to a phone sex line. Yeah Baby I think I want to be a democrat in Detroit. I now know I love Detroit even more as it not only is home to my favorite Hockey team, the Detroit Red Wings, but now it has democrats who are hooked on Phone Sex Lines. . .Somebody tell Joanie I'm moving. The state spokeswoman said that apparently there were fliers that were distributed with the campaign party's hot line number "Misprinted" (Yeah Right) with the phone sex numbers. That's not even the best part as apparently the flier also had a picture of Barrack Obama on it. Oh but wait there's more. Apparently the TV station that broke the story was WJBK-TV or was it WBJK-TV. I think the second one would have made the story complete. I think the message that the Michigan democratic party was trying to get through to potential voters was that being an absentee voter was not a difficult thing to do but with their help it was a "HARD" thing to do thanks to the sex line tip.

The second story that I found to be humorous was one that was about smuggling and US Customs at the US / Mexico border. The story read that a southern Texas lady trying to gain entry into the US was apparently claiming several soiled baby diapers at the border. What the fuck is this world coming to where someone would actually think that nobody would think it was odd if they were to claim soiled baby diapers at the border, Holy Shit! I can only imagine that the US customs officers were thinking that the diapers contained drugs of some sort as this wasn't something that a normal person would claim. They were correct in a sense as the diapers contained contraband of sorts only it wasn't drugs but Chorizo. That's right she was smuggling Chorizo sausages like little turds in baby diapers. Talk about laughing my ass off if I was a customs agent. Only this is no laughing matter as it is apparently illegal to smuggle Chorizo into these fine United States. This would apparently throw off the delicate balance of US supply and demand for US manufactured Chorizo. So much so that this act in lack of judgment cost the south Texas woman $300.00 and the agents seized her Chorizo as well. Either this was the worlds best Chorizo or she was one crazy bitch as you can buy a fuck load of Chorizo for $300.00. At any rate I thought that it had a funny visual effect as I could picture the first agent unwrapping the first "Baby" diaper and seeing the size of the "Log" that she was claiming her baby left in the diaper. I'm sure his initial reaction would have been "Holy Shit!" or "What The Fuck?", either way very funny.

Well there you have it my rant for the day. Well I had better go as Joanie is needing something. (Yes, she is home and doing well). Peace Out!