That's right . . . the Castaway's are spending the weekend in Pebble Beach thank to Dennis aka Jed Clampitts connection Dan Costa. This adventure started much like all of the rest of the Castaway's adventures . . . many days before the adventure with Pam aka Granny and Joanie aka Ellie May planning on what to bring. As usual the list of things to bring was so fucking long it prompted Dennis aka Jed to pose the question . . . What the Frick do you think we're staying a month?
The women-folks lists included items like alcoholic beverages, snack items, clothes (Both warm and cool versions), multiple pairs of shoes as if the girls were centipedes, three jackets ranging in thickness from light to we're going to Fucking Alaska, an iron and ironing board, swimsuits, evening gowns, four purses makeup and toiletries . . . and we are only staying two days . . . What the Fuck!!! One would think that as the adventure drew nearer the thought process, including common sense, would kick in and items would start to be eliminated . . . one would think! However this is Granny and Ellie May and it is what it is and it is much safe to just stand back and watch the Train Wreck happen.
The day before the adventure the list was made and finalized and the packing began. I set my clothes that I wanted to be packed out, which immediately received commentary from Ellie May "That's all your taking"! I informed her that we were only staying two days and that two pair of socks and underwear, two T-Shirts, two button up shirts two pair of shorts and one pair of pants are all I needed. That's when she made the statement "You're only taking two pair of socks and underwear? Umm yeah . . . Just so you know Ellie May . . . I don't plan on Shittin' My Pants this weekend!!! We left it at that, but who knows when she packs, she may just slip more items in the suitcase for me.
The day of the adventure, the final packing took place and ended with the statement "Good News . . . It All Fit In One Suitcase" . . . Oh . . . and one duffel bag. That was followed by the statement "Did You Pack The Ice Chest"? The 60 quart ice chest and snack bag was packed here at Ellie May and Jethros' house and I would bet 1 million dollars the the same was packed at Jed and Granny's place . . . All for a two day stay in what we were now calling "The Mansion".
So to sum up here is some information that may come in handy when following future posts regarding the "Country Club Adventure"
Pam = Granny Clampitt
Dennis = Jed Clampitt
Joanie = Ellie May Clampitt
Ray = Jethro Clampitt
Shitload of Clothes packed at both houses = Check
Shitload of food and drinks packed at both houses = Check
LET THE ADVENTURE BEGIN . . . STAY TUNED!!!!
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