The Passport Photos

Well it would appear that there are a few of you that are interested in seeing the "Mug Shots" of us. Well you are in luck I have posted them on our photo album web-site. The link is on the right hand side of the page under the "Littles Links" section. Proceed with caution as my photo could cause severe mental scarring and scare small children and pets. I am not responsible for resultng therapy that may be caused from viewing the pictures. We also have our last mandatory meeting tonight where we get to make our last payment for the trip. I'm sure they will talk about security and the fact that we will not be allowed to talk the entire time we are there. Can you believe that there was an individual that spoke out that he did not agree with the Chinese Government and ended up getting three years in prison. Shit, as much as I talk it should just be a matter of minutes until I get sentenced to life in prison. At any rate we are deffinately getting excitanervoscaredalittle. (Say that three times)

Passport Photographs Round Two

Well that's right another chance at breaking the digital camera at our local Walgreen's. We apparently have to get another set of two passport pictures for our visa's that are required since we are staying over ten days. Everyones turned out good. I even look like some prison gang member all mad and evil looking. I figure that when I "Act a Fool" in China the local authorities will think I am acting that was because I have been recently released from prison. Every day that goes by is one day and one terrorist event closer to the Olympics. Our neighbor asked what would become of the house and everything if, "God Forbid" something bad was to happen to all of us while we are in China. I quickly offered it to him as a "His" house so he and his wife would have "His" and Hers" houses. This awesome deal comes with another mortgage, set of utility bills and pets. When he heard that there were more cats he rapidly declined my offer as his better half has a soft spot for cats and reminds me of the "Cat Lady" on the got milk commercial. At any rate we are getting all of our affairs in order just in case.